All of my MomMe friends warned me about the terrible twos. Not once did I hear about teething or how your angel baby monster baby will test your patience to the limits of outer space. Heck, I can’t even get mine to eat solid food right now! Yes, a chunky monkey of a baby who ate three adult-sized portions a day for the past two months is refusing solids, whining constantly, and drooling like a St. Bernard. This, my friends, is the joyous world of teething.